The Green Monster

Art Arfons raced a car on the Bonneville Salt Flats, in Utah, called "The Green Monster." The car was pretty damned fast.

Fenway Park has a "Green Monster." Not as fast as the car, but a pain for the fielders who have to patrol left field at Fenway. The house is not as green as either, but it still makes people crazy.

In fact, I must have been effing crazy to start this nonsense. But I am in, with both feet.